Give someone the gift of better sex this year and read our top 30 kinky Christmas gift ideas below that will have you put on Santa’s naughty list.
Whether you’re buying for your lover, friend or yourself (you deserve it!), we’ve got you covered with our adult gift guide below. Sex toys are the perfect gift to give someone special, after all, who wouldn’t be happy with a 30-speed vibrator that gives you multiple orgasms (personally, I can’t think of anything better to receive). So ditch the boring socks this year and give the gift of excitement.
Why adult gifts make the perfect presents
Sex toys and naughty adult presents really are the gifts that keep on giving… and giving. Not only are these gift ideas sexy they’re also the perfect way to share a giggle with loved ones on Christmas morning and beyond, (okay, maybe not 90-year-old aunt Jean, but everyone else). Getting your partner a sexy gift for Christmas is guaranteed to heat up the bedroom when it’s cold outside and you get to share all the fun with them!
Adult Christmas Gifts for Her
If your partner is turned off by big and intimidating sex toys a vibrating love egg could be the perfect gift for her.
We recommend the Elisa love egg, this dainty wireless remote control rechargeable egg looks cute and petite on the outside but packs a punch and more than delivers when you’ve got it on the inside. The multi-speed powerful silicone love egg lets you play with no awkward wires getting in the way. It can be used internally or externally to enhance masturbation, or if you’re feeling kinky why not give your partner the remote control and take it outside the home…
Buy the Elisa egg here for £69.95
Do you want to share sexual experiences with your lover anytime and anywhere? For a spaced aged egg that’s inspired by smart technology try the Irena love egg. This amazing smart mini vibe allows you to control your or your partners love egg with your smartphone whether you’re sat on the same bed or halfway around the world from each other. You’re in Australia but your other half is in the UK? You can still play together with the Irena egg allowing your love affair to be limitless. With your permission using the Realov app, your lover can control the vibrations with a swish, shake or flick of their phone to control your sensations and orgasms.
Ever dreamed of giving your lady a nipplegasm? If she has sensitive nipples (or if you’re just wanting to try something new), you can’t go wrong with these silicone multi-speed vibrating nipple suckers. The suckers have two built-in bullets that vibrate around the nipple to arouse, stimulate and electrify her senses. The suckers are firmly held in place on the nipples by the air pressure created by the suckers, leaving her hands free to roam around and play.
You can’t go wrong with a classic rabbit vibrator. Whether she’s a sexpert or a sex toy novice, every girl needs a rabbit in her sex toy collection. For a top quality, luxury, rechargeable rabbit we recommend the mysterious pleasures vibrator made from skin soft silicone. This powerful vibrator has over 30 settings and rotations. Specially designed with a curved tip for G-spot stimulation and a flat, smooth slab design for intense clitoral stimulation, reviews suggest this design is much better than the traditional bunny ears that some women have claimed can sometimes be difficult to position. For a cheaper option try our divine bunny vibrator which has a curved shape with a textured tip to arouse and pleasure the G-spot. This divine bunny vibrator then takes it one step further with a ball bearing movement on the shaft that rocks back and forth on the G-spot – hello climatic heaven.
Buy the Divine bunny vibrator here for £29.95 (£49.95)– please note this product is available online only or for click and reserve in-store.
Or shop all Rabbit vibrators here.
Make the special lady in your life feel sexy, seductive and stylish this Christmas morning. Whether you get her an alluring lace basque or some kinky crotchless underwear, treating your lovely lady to some seductive lingerie is the perfect way to say I love you this Christmas.
Adult Christmas Gifts for Him
Buy him the gift of stamina, bigger erections, increased libido and so much more this Christmas when you buy him Dragon Strong Male Enhancer Tablets. Dragon strong is an all herbal, all-natural sexual enhancement tablet – a fun and easy way to enhance sexual performance in the bedroom that many of our customers swear by. Trust us, he will not be disappointed with this gift and if buying Dragon Strong for your lover you get to reap the rewards too – better sex! For more information read our blog on Dragon Strong male sex enhancers.
Enlighten him to sexual senses he might not have realised he had with a prostate massager. Buying him a prostate massager will help him explore his male G-spot and open him up to experiencing waves of pleasure like never before. For a powerful, multi-speed prostate massager we recommend the USB rechargeable prostate pleaser anal vibrator. Feeling silky smooth on the skin this sleek silicone anal vibrator has a curved shaft with intense vibrations at the tip to send him to new heights of prostate pleasure (please note this product is only available to purchase online and reserve in-store). If you would prefer to come into one of our shops and have a look around, this silicone vibrating prostate stimulator more than delivers in the pleasure department. This anal vibrator is battery powered, has a remote control with 7 different pulsations and is made from skin soft silicone.
Buy the prostate pleaser anal vibrator here for £29.95 (49.95) – please note this product is available online only or for click and reserve in-store.
Or shop more prostate massagers here.
We have a large selection of male masturbators designed to take him up the stairway to pleasure. Male masturbators range from soft silicone strokers to vibrating and moving realistic vaginas, mouth or anus. Most male masturbators have a textured inner lining for added pleasure and a removable sleeve which makes them easy to clean. We always recommend using our specially formulated Love Toys antibacterial toy cleaner to keep the masturbator clean and in the best condition. If you’re still unsure about what type of male masturbator to get yourself or someone else read our blog here on choosing the right male masturbator.
Show him just how sexy you think he is by gift wrapping his treasure and then unwrapping him to claim your booty. Sometimes men want to feel sexy too and treating him to some erotic men’s underwear is a sure way to boost his confidence in the bedroom.
Adult Novelty and Funny Gifts for Friends
Have you got a friend that’s experiencing a bit of a dry spell? Well, put a smile on their face this Christmas when you buy them a BOB – battery operated boyfriend. This simple and traditional style vibrator is perfect for a first sex toy, whilst being cheap and cheerful it still feels amazing against your skin with a soft and squishy texture with strong vibrations.
Buy the my first vibrator here for £8.95 (17.95). Please note this product is only available to purchase online or for click and reserve in-store.
Or shop all vibrators here.
Have you got a couple to buy for but have no idea what to get for them? Our sensual soy massage candle collection is made from luxurious oils, which might be just the present they need. This romantic candle comes in three different scents. The soy massage candle fills the room with its gorgeous aroma and intoxicates your senses. Once the candle has heated up and the wax has begun to liquify it’s then designed to be poured on to the skin, providing a warm, oily wax to enable a sensual body massage.
Buy your Soy Massage candle here for £19.95 with a choice of three different scents.
Whether it’s a candy bra or chocolate body paint there’s a naughty novelty gift out there for every occasion. For a cheeky Christmas gift to make everyone giggle we recommend naughty nipples after dinner chocolates. Whether buying as a gift for someone in particular or just to get out after your Christmas feast these naughty chocolate nipples are sure to cause a chuckle.
Buy naughty chocolate nipples here for £5.99 or shop all naughty adult novelties here.
Sexy Gift Ideas for Couples
The my wand vibrator is one of the most multi-functional sex toys on the market. This magical vibrator includes three detachable heads which turn it from one toy into four. It features a body massager, clitoral stimulator, G-spot and gentle prostate massager all in one. For a couples sex toy that you can both enjoy, you can’t go wrong with the wand. This super powerful, quiet and rechargeable wand will give you hours of entertainment throughout winter and many more to come – its power will blow away those January blues and clear out those October cobwebs!
A cock ring is the ideal couples toy for both beginners and expert sex toy users. Designed to be worn during penetration a cock ring brings pleasure to both you and your partner. For a powerful and discrete cock ring, we recommend the USB rechargeable Oh ring. Due to its power, the Oh ring distributes its vibrations evenly across the circumference of the toy compared to weaker love rings which just exert power through one small area, therefore causing orgasmic sensations for everyone involved. Some have even called it the King of all cock rings. The Oh ring can also be used by the woman to masturbate with (simply pop it over a few of your fingers), making it a very versatile toy.
Make this Christmas eve naughty with an erotic board game for two players or more. Are you wanting to add some extra spice to your sex life (or think someone else needs it)? We recommend monogamy for the perfect kinky couples board game for partners to have some adult fun. With the emphasis being on communication, the game allows you to share your fantasies, desires and turn on’s with each other. The board has three levels of play intimate, steamy and passionate, so light the candles, organize your sex toys and pick something sexy to wear – share a night to remember with your partner this Christmas with monogomy.
Everything’s better with lube. From tingle sensation to anal lubricant which features a relaxant ingredient, there’s a lube out there for everyone. Surprising your special someone with some flavored lube this Christmas is sure to go down a treat when they eat you up, making lube a perfect cheap and cheerful (yet cheeky) stocking filler. For more information and benefits of using lube read our blog on Reasons you should try: Lubricant.
Adult Christmas Gifts for the Adventurous
Have a Merry Christmas and a bondage new year. Experiment with something new in the world of bondage this Christmas whether you’re starting off simple with a pair of handcuffs, or take away your lovers senses with a naughty blindfold. The world of bondage is exciting and waiting for you to explore! From under the bed restraints to bondage kits including whips, ropes and mouth gags there are lots of kinky treats for you to put under the tree. For more information and ideas read our beginners guide to bondage blog here.
Why let such a nerve flourished area of your body go unloved? Thousands of tiny nerve endings in your anus make your bottom an incredibly sensitive area. Stroke this area with intense vibrations and hello orgasm nirvana. There are many different shapes, size and style anal vibrators out there. As a gift for someone else or yourself, we recommend the rechargeable remote control vibrating beaded butt plug. This luxuriously smooth silicone butt plug has 4 modes of vibration so you can start slow and then take it up to intense power. Not only is this USB rechargeable anal toy extremely powerful and discrete, it also has a secret weapon like none other of its kind – 3 rows of rotating metal beads at the base of the plug, providing extra pleasure, sensation and stimulation.
Or shop more anal vibrators here.
For a fun and sexy gift for all those kinky individuals out there, we recommend using a metal butt plug. Make your lovers behind more beautiful than it already is with a cute faux fur pom pom butt plug or a faux crystal jewelled anal plug. Cute and delicate yet sexy and seductive these metal plugs make for the perfect Christmas gift.
We know you’ve realised sexy shopping is the best kind of shopping.
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Now you’ve lots of adult Christmas gift ideas, all that’s left to do is wait until Christmas morning when the presents get unwrapped and the fun really begins…if you can wait that long…
Love, the pulse and cocktails team