Funniest Sex Toy Searches of 2019 + Who’s Been Bonding over Bondage
This year has been booming around all things bondage as more people open their eyes (and legs) to the wonderful world of fetish, bondage and all things kink. We love keeping the UK population stocked up on their favorite fetish wear, bondage and sex essentials but most of all we love making sure everyone’s sex stays exciting!
We have put together our bondage statistics and funny website searches to create a 2019 year round-up blog – The fetish addition. Discover how many of you naughty people love being restrained or handcuffed to the bed, how much you love being whipped into shape and find out whether you have been taking our advice and keeping everything well lubricated in the bedroom!
How kinky is the UK?
How many whips were sold this year?
In 2019 we sold enough whips to cover the length of four horse racing tracks, that’s a lot of flogging. From reading these figures our bets are on the whip, cracker or spanker to be winning this year’s race.
How many wrists were handcuffed this year?
It seems you all love having the right to remain silent. Not only have we sold hundreds of mouth gags this year; in 2019 a whopping 1862 of you horny devils have been handcuffed to your bedposts…just make sure you don’t lose the keys.
How many masks were sold this year?
Wearing masks during sex can help increase mystery, heighten intimacy and boost excitement. So, it’s not surprising 1702 of our customers chose to wear masks this year and go anonymous in their sexual experiences, heightening other senses as their sight is deprived.
Just how lubricated are people keeping?
We are happy to see you have been keeping your sex life well lubricated this year – in 2019 we sold enough lube to fill over 5,000 bottles of gin. That’s a lot of lubricants, a lot of gin and a lot of sex! We are glad to see you sharing our love for all things lube. Get the low-down on the different types of lubricants on offer and why they’re great by reading our blog here.
How many people got restrained this year?
In 2019 a massive 2382 of you kinky customers loved being restrained. Getting tied down and pleasured is obviously the new fun thing to do on a Friday night at home (personally we can’t think of a better way to spend our evenings).
How many people discovered nipple play?
It looks like you horny lot have been taking our top-notch advice and experimenting with those two glorious erogenous zones that often go unloved – the nipples. As in 2019, an amazing 1559 people discovered nipple play, that means a leg spreading 3118 nipples got pleasured, oooh yes, please.
2019’s Funniest Sex Toy Searches On The Website
Year upon year our website search bar receives thousands of requests from our lovely customers. Some of our more common searches are butt plugs, vibrators or lingerie. However, every year we receive the strange and erm… more creative requests and it’s safe to say this year hasn’t been any different. We have put together our funniest search terms of 2019. So, here you have it… the weird, the wonderful and the slightly worrying.
It’s nice to see people getting into the Christmas spirit
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- Elf
- Christmas wee
- Sec Santa
- Candy Cane
- Reindeer
Some of Our Personal Faves
- Ejaculating Dildo Lube
- Prince Albert
- Wankee Candle
- Sex Box
- Meatle Anal
- Nipple Clam
- Vibrating Men
Looks like you have come to the wrong place
- Art
- Calendar
- Heart
- Icicles
- Iron Maden
- Nut butter
- Milking Machine
- Seamen
- Suit
- Sword
- Vegan
- Baby
- Caramel
- Hair remover
- Flash light
- Live eggs
- Mini van
- Mobile
- Wait hair
- Tash
- Tent
- Tea
- Mens egg
- Mayo
- School
- Bath Bomb
- Cushions
- Leather ham
- Roman
Sorry, we are not a zoo…
- Ant
- Vibrating panda
- Butterfly
- Bat
- Dolphin
- Elephan
- Hot octopus
- Pet crawl
- Red fish
- Vi Rat
- Waspi
- Gnome
Someone seems to be having a bad day…
- Bitch
- Hangover
- Small cock
- Wood
- Trush
- Smells
- Doom
- Dosh bag
- Poop
- Pee
- Piss place
Our products might send you to heaven but we are not a religion
- Satan
- Devil in
- Large Jew
- Small Jew
- Small Rabbi
- Nun
- Poppe
- Rabbi Vibe
- Vaginal Jew
Although we try our best, there are just some items we can’t stock
- Blow Job
- Dancing Penis
- Dick Extensions
- Filthy F*ck
- Perfect
- Boners
- Fame
- Titwank
- Shag yourself
- Spanish guy
- Lucky Boney
- Majix
- Cum
- Energy
Have you lost someone?
- Bob
- Dylan
- Mr. Harry
- Alan
- Jill
- Tracey’s dog
- Pauline
Here at Pulse and Cocktails, we have had a great year stocking the nation with sex toys, bondage, lube, and all other erotic items, and we are super excited to discover what kinky things 2020 has to offer. Head into one of our UK stores to get in on all the exciting and arousing new products we have in stock for you.
Our Top Four Recommendations to Improve your Sex in 2020
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- Try something new. Why not spice up your sex life with some bondage and BDSM, read our guide to Bondage and BDSM for beginners featuring tips for beginners to advanced bondage here to get you started.
- Always, always, always use a lubricant and lots of it! From ages 18 to 80 lubricant is an essential element of sex, rubbing a large squirt of lube around your private areas before sex will make everything feel 100 x’s better and prevent any unwanted friction.
- Keep it clean! To keep your toys hygienic, lasting longer and in the best condition always clean them before and after use with our specially formulated toy cleaner. It is very simple to use, just a few squirts and you can spray the nasty bacteria away. Check out how to clean your sex toys here for more information and why using a toy cleaner is so important.
- Stronger, Longer Lasting Erections. For a natural method of experiencing stronger and better sex and erections, try sex with the all-natural herbal enhancer dragon strong tablets. These sex enhancer tablets are made from natural ingredients that will keep you horny, hard and romping all night long. Check out our blog on dragon strong male sex enhancers to discover why you should be taking them.
And on a final note, we hope you’ve had a super sexy 2019 and we wish you all amazing sex in 2020!