Realistic Pussy and Ass Male Masturbator

Realistic Pussy and Ass Male Masturbator

£64.95

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All orders are sent in plain packaging, your bank statement will read 'P & C Trading'

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Free standard UK delivery (on orders over £40)

This lusciously tempting Pussy and Ass male masturbator is soft, smooth and extremely tight.

The inner-lining for both entrances’ are textured, so whether you have a craving for some shaven, fresh smelling, ultra-tight pussy (well, you are her first) or some even tighter cock-suffocating anal, you’ll be treated to some x-rated pampering that will have you lubing-up and going back for seconds within minutes.

No, your eyes are not deceiving you, the anus is above the vagina. On toys that offer you both entrances, it’s normally the other way round but we can’t imagine guys being too bothered by this quirky design. Simple explanation; the woman they modeled this on was posing bent-over.

Fake Pussy and Ass Masturbator Features:

  • Use this Pussy and Ass on any flat surface for hands-free masturbation.
  • Made from a skin-safe TPR material.
  • Comes with a removable multi-speed bullet for vibrations with wired remote control. Insert the bullet inside the hole you aren’t using, allowing the vibrations to travel up and down the tunnel to enhance your pleasure.

Tip: even the most expensive real-feel toys can become slightly sticky after a few uses, if you want the skin to retain its smoothness for a longer period of time then after you’ve washed your toy and it is completely dry, lightly apply some corn-starch (sometimes known as cornflour) over the entire toy. Talcum powder is okay but corn-starch is better and safer.

For maximum pleasure always use with a water-based lubricant, and don’t forget to clean up afterward with our specially formulated Love Toys antibacterial spray cleaner.

Masturbator Measurements

Insertable length (both holes): 14cm approx (pussy) 12cm approx (ass). Top to bottom: 17cm approx. Side to side: (at widest point, bottom): 10.5cm approx.

Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included).

- Product code: 34917

Discreet Delivery

What will my package look like?

Orders are mailed in plain envelopes, packets or brown boxes, depending on the size and nature of your order. There is no reference to Pulse & Cocktails on the parcel so no one will know you’re ordering from us or what is inside the package. 

On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.

Delivery Information

Standard Delivery
2-3 Working Days
£4.50 (free on orders over £40)

Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£5.99 (£2.99 on orders over £40)

Saturday Delivery
1 Working Day
£9.99 Orders must be placed before 3pm on Friday for guaranteed Saturday delivery. Orders placed after 3pm on Friday will be delivered on the following Saturday.

Click & Collect at a Pulse & Cocktails store
2 hours Your item(s) are in stock in your chosen store and will be available for collection in 2 hours.
Free on all orders.

2-3 Working Days Your item(s) are not currently in stock in your chosen store and will be sent from our warehouse.
Free on all orders.

Click & Collect at a local Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£4.50 (free on orders over £40)

 

Please see our delivery policy for full details.

 

If you need to return something to us then please follow our quick and simple guidelines below. We have a different returns policy for in-store purchases to online purchases, so please refer to the correct one.

This does not affect your statutory rights.

How do I return a product I purchased from Pulse & Cocktails website?

We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *exclusions apply. Please see our returns policy for full details.

How to return an unwanted product

Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact orders@pulseandcocktails.co.uk if you need assistance.

Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.

Returns of damaged, defective or incorrect product

If you receive your order and the contents have been damaged in transit, or it includes an incorrect item, please contact us as soon as you find out. We will request that you return the items to us within 30 days of receipt and where necessary, we will send you a replacement as soon as possible.

Please see our returns policy for full details.

RatingComment

Husband said good may purchase a bigger one

Reviewed by: Sally on 09/04/2021

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