The Ultimate sexy shopping experience
Portable Thrusting Sex Machine with Vibrating Dildo
The love machine offers an experience like no other; it allows you to experience the pleasure of having a second or third person in the bedroom without anyone else being involved. This toy is guaranteed to satisfy your every desire.
The love machine is without a doubt the most versatile, ergonomic, powerful and discreet sex toy ever designed.
On opening the box you will discover a beautifully made stylish handbag, the toy is built into the handbag which makes for the ultimate discreet storage and travel companion (perfect for taking your love machine away). Guy’s, don’t panic if carrying a handbag isn’t really your style, simply don’t attach the removable handles to your bag and it looks more like a stylish carry case.
Unzip the handbag to reveal your new love machine – the ultimate automatic sex toy. The handbag also acts as the base for the toy allowing it to be positioned either on a bed, floor or any other practical surface that takes your fancy.
You can easily remove the unit from the hinge mechanism which is attached to the base of the bag, allowing the thruster to be handheld.
The handbag is also designed to carry all the attachments for the love machine –including, power cord, remote control, portable power pack (purchased separately), padded knee pads and sex toy attachments.
Once you have opened your handbag, powered up the toy, chosen your attachment “which easily clicks into place” and turned on the power, the first thing to do is choose your position. With its 6 individual 180 degrees hinged mechanism the love machine uses an ingenious design allowing any position of the toy from a 45-degree angle in the raised position to 45 degrees angle in the lowered position, you can literally set the device in dozens of different positions. (see illustration).
This range of motion allows the toy to be used in most positions from missionary to doggy style.
Once you have chosen your position, apply some lubricant to the dildo and then using the simple remote-control you can choose to start with a slow thrusting motion to gently allow the thrust to insert the toy into you – then the real fun begins when you switch on the powerful vibration.
The love machine has 3 levels of vibration starting from low, then to medium and for those who like it kinky, going all the way to up to intense. As the love machine is 35 watts the vibration mode on full is greater than just about any other toy on the market. The great thing is you can choose the level that suits you.
Once you are comfortable with the vibrations from you’re love machine you can use the remote control to govern the power of its thrust. The love machine thrusts range from a steady pace up to a mind-blowing 180 thrusts a minute. All this is controlled at yours or your partner’s fingertips with the easy to use remote control.
The remote is simple to use, button A alters thrust, button B alters the vibration and for the real thrill seekers there is button H, we think button H stands for a one-click climax as press this once and it will send the love machine into full thrust and full vibration mode.
The ultimate couples toy, imagine your partner experiencing incredible thrusting penetration with a high powered dildo whilst they have the complete freedom to use both their hands and mouth. They can control the love machine or if they feel like submitting to you totally, you can use the remote control to determine their pleasure.
This experience is new to the vast majority of couples as most would not be comfortable introducing a third person into the bedroom.
You can now experience the amazing new dimension that the love machine brings, this is the nearest feeling to a ménage a trois you will ever encounter. It is equally effective for both vagina or anal penetration so you can both share in the ultimate pleasure.
Until now masturbation is rarely a substitute for the real deal, well now the love machine will stimulate and penetrate your vulva or anus on command leaving your hands totally free to explore the rest of your body or genitalia with or without the extra stimulation of an additional sex toy. The love machine takes masturbation to a whole new level. For the ladies, the sex machine is an amazing lover in a handbag, for the guys it can free your partner up to explore your body fully, or for many guys an experience he has never had, full anal penetration whilst masturbating.
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Orders are mailed in plain envelopes, packets or brown boxes, depending on the size and nature of your order. There is no reference to Pulse & Cocktails on the parcel so no one will know you’re ordering from us.
On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.
3-5 Working Days
£3.50 or free on all orders over £30
Express Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£4.50 or free on all orders over £40
1 Working Day
£9.95 – Orders must be placed by 3m on Friday for delivery the next day.
Click and Collect at a Pulse and Cocktails Store
2-3 Working Days
Free on all orders. Order must be over £15 to qualify for this service.
Click and Collect at a Local Royal Mail Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£3.50 or free on all orders over £30.
At Pulse & Cocktails, we respect your shopping privacy and understand that whilst you may love our products, it is not always convenient to call into one of our stores. Therefore, we are delighted to offer our customers a new convenient and discreet Local Collect via Royal Mail where you can collect at over 10,000 Post Offices or 1,200 Royal Mail Customer Service Points in the UK.
The Royal Mail local collect service is available on all orders and above and is free of charge on any order £30 and above. For orders under £29.99 standard delivery charges apply.
Read more on Local Collect Via Royal Mail here.
Collect your order from your local Pulse & Cocktails store. This service is available on orders £15 and over and is free of charge. Orders placed before 4 pm Monday to Friday will be delivered and ready to collect within two working days.
On the collection of your order, you will be required to show a copy of your ‘order ready for collection’ email and the card used for the purchase or photo ID and your order will be handed to you in its discreet packaging.
Read more about our Click and Collect service here.
Same Day Despatch
For orders placed on Monday to Friday before 3 pm, we aim to despatch on the same day. If your order is placed after 3 pm on any working day it will be despatched the next working day.
Most orders (with the exception of small items) are sent using a Guaranteed Next Day Delivery Service (providing you have qualified for or upgraded to Express Delivery). This requires the recipient to sign for the package and ensures that it is delivered safely and securely. If you request your parcel to be left in a safe place without a signature, we cannot be held liable if it goes missing.
Please note, orders are not dispatched on Saturday, Sunday or bank holidays and if you select delivery to the Highlands it may take longer than specified and the above delivery rates may vary. Read our full discreet delivery details here.
Unfortunately, we are unable to deliver to addresses outside of the UK at this time.
If you haven’t received your order within the expected time period please contact us by email: email@example.com or telephone: 01709 835147 ext 210.
If you need to return something to us then please follow our quick and simple guidelines below. We have a different returns policy for in-store purchases to online purchases, so please refer to the correct one.
This does not affect your statutory rights.
We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *Exclusions apply, please see full details on our returns page.
The items must be in their original unopened packaging with any seals and shrink-wrap intact and labels and tags still attached.
We are unable to exchange items that are not damaged, defective or incorrect after 30 days.
*Sex dolls and male masturbators over £150 are not included in the 30-day free returns policy. The purchaser is fully responsible for the return of any sex dolls or masturbators to our warehouse and this includes all postage costs.
Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact firstname.lastname@example.org if you need assistance.
Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.
If you receive your order and the contents have been damaged in transit, or it includes an incorrect item, please contact us as soon as you find out. We will request that you return the items to us within 30 days of receipt and where necessary, we will send you a replacement as soon as possible.
You have the right to return a faulty product for replacement or refund within a reasonable period of time. In the unlikely event that you have a faulty product, wrap the product securely in its original packaging (if possible) and return to us, along with details of the fault, including your original delivery slip, including your name, address and contact number. Please ensure you have followed the operational instructions correctly before returning.
A 30% restocking fee will apply to any sex doll or male masturbator product (costing over £150) that is returned. The doll or masturbator must not have been used and it must still be in its original package with no damage. In order to be valid for a refund, the doll must be returned in a resalable condition with all of the accessories, security ties and tags attached. Customers are fully liable and responsible for returning the doll or masturbator to Pulse and Cocktails this includes shipping and shipping cost.
If the sex doll or masturbator has a fault then Pulse and Cocktails will look into the matter and review the evidence given. We reserve the right to offer a replacement. No refund will be given. If we are out of stock of the model, a new doll or masturbator will be ordered and we will notify you when it will arrive. Please be aware this can take several weeks to arrive.
We will NOT replace any sex doll or male masturbator for tears or cosmetic damage that may have been from use. In the event of a cancellation or return, the costs from postage may be claimed back from any money paid by the customer.
We aim to issue an exchange or full refund (excluding the delivery charge) as quickly as possible, please allow up to 7 days from receipt of the return to our Head Office.
Email: email@example.com Tel: 01709 835147 ext 210
Please note, online purchases cannot be returned to a Pulse & Cocktails retail store.
Click & Collect orders are classed as an online order and the same returns policy applies. However, we may be able to deal with your return via the store if an exchange or replacement is required. Please contact us in advance using the contact details above.
Reserve & Collect orders are classed as in-store purchases, please refer to our in-store returns policy here.
If you purchased your item in-store, please read our in-store returns policy here.
Service rating : Excellent service, the store manager was very easy going, putting me at my ease. She had good product knowledge and made excellent suggestions to complement my purchaseProduct : I was really wanting to like this device but feel a little let down by1. The really, really bad instructions2. The lack of thrust3. The lack of a higher speed.
Service rating : Lovely staff, very helpful and friendly! Prices are a bit expensive on some items which could be thought about, as some of the lingerie are very pricey and some toys are too! Overall couldn’t ask for a nicer shop very clean and tidy.Product : Takes time to set up and adjust. Not a bad product could do with more instructions to make it easier in the bedroom. Bit daunting when first used but gets easier once you’ve got it in the right angles. Overall good product.
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