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W*nky Hankies
W*nky Hankies
W*nky Hankies
W*nky Hankies
W*nky Hankies
W*nky Hankies

W*nky Hankies

£8.95

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Make your next solo session extra special with our W*nky Hankies, with 7 sexy, extra-large tissues for you to finish with.

Product SKU: VQP001
  •  5 Offensive slogan pens.

Slogans include:

  • ‘Actually, just f–k off’
  • ‘Hands off my pen, pr–k’
  • ‘I wish I could f–king spell’
  • ‘Property of C–ty McF–kface’
  • ‘These dull f–kers think I’m working’


Product SKU: VQP001

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