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Smooth Urethral Probe
Size-wise this urethra stimulator is longer than a penis plug and shorter than a urethral sound, however like those two urethral-favourites this probe never fails in making you tingle in that most intimate of areas.
Smooth Urethral Probe Key Features
Made from body-safe metal, this Smooth Urethral Probe suits any sexual circumstance where there is a willing urethra in the room; bedroom, living-room, BDSM dungeon, surgical/medical set-play. It’s an adaptable bit of kit.
Suitable for intermediate and experienced sounders.
If you’re a beginner, best to use a urethral probe that is thin and smooth whilst you get used to the feeling of having your urethra filled (if not a probe with a smooth surface at the very least one that is lacking overly shapely contours/surface textures). Try this one.
Back to this shaft: with the exception of the shaft tucking-in at the end (near the hooped ring), it’s design is smooth and plain. It flares-out very gradually, so your urethra should get a nice stretch as well as some heavenly stroking.
Your penile nerves are never happier than when being sexually stimulated, so what better way to do that than rouse them from inside the penis?
So powerfully stimulating, not only will urethral probing turn you from soft to erect near-instantly, when combined with more traditional forms of playing with these nerves (masturbation or oral) the results will send you though the roof!
The sensation sounding provides is regularly likened to ejaculation, but with the added bonus of lasting more than a few moments before the rush tails-off. Experience this feeling for minutes, hours, or until you can no longer resist and just have to release.
Tip: when and how do I insert urethral toys? Best to do it while you’re still soft, hold your penis 90 degrees away from your body (so if you’re lying down your penis should be pointing towards the ceiling), go extremely slow and work with gravity – you’ll find gravity and lubrication do a lot of the work for you.
For maximum pleasure always use with lubricant and don’t forget to clean up afterwards with Pulse & Cocktails’ specially formulated toy cleaner.
This toy is compatible with both water and silicone based lubricant.
Weight: 55 grammes approx (inc. pre-attached ring).
Insertable length: 105mm approx.
Total length (not inc. the ring): 120mm approx.
Diameter of tip: 5mm approx.
Diameter(s) of shaft: 5mm approx (thinnest) 9mm approx (widest).
Diameter of hooped ring: 38mm approx.
Material: body-safe metal.
- Product code: 35877
Orders are mailed in plain envelopes, packets or brown boxes, depending on the size and nature of your order. There is no reference to Pulse & Cocktails on the parcel so no one will know you’re ordering from us.
On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.
3-5 Working Days
£3.50 or free on all orders over £30
Express Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£4.50 or free on all orders over £40
1 Working Day
£9.95 – Orders must be placed by 3m on Friday for delivery the next day.
Click and Collect at a Pulse and Cocktails Store
2-3 Working Days
Free on all orders. Order must be over £15 to qualify for this service.
Click and Collect at a Local Royal Mail Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£3.50 or free on all orders over £30.
At Pulse & Cocktails, we respect your shopping privacy and understand that whilst you may love our products, it is not always convenient to call into one of our stores. Therefore, we are delighted to offer our customers a new convenient and discreet Local Collect via Royal Mail where you can collect at over 10,000 Post Offices or 1,200 Royal Mail Customer Service Points in the UK.
The Royal Mail local collect service is available on all orders and above and is free of charge on any order £30 and above. For orders under £29.99 standard delivery charges apply.
Read more on Local Collect Via Royal Mail here.
Collect your order from your local Pulse & Cocktails store. This service is available on orders £15 and over and is free of charge. Orders placed before 4 pm Monday to Friday will be delivered and ready to collect within two working days.
On the collection of your order, you will be required to show a copy of your ‘order ready for collection’ email and the card used for the purchase or photo ID and your order will be handed to you in its discreet packaging.
Read more about our Click and Collect service here.
Same Day Despatch
For orders placed on Monday to Friday before 3 pm, we aim to despatch on the same day. If your order is placed after 3 pm on any working day it will be despatched the next working day.
Most orders (with the exception of small items) are sent using a Guaranteed Next Day Delivery Service (providing you have qualified for or upgraded to Express Delivery). This requires the recipient to sign for the package and ensures that it is delivered safely and securely. If you request your parcel to be left in a safe place without a signature, we cannot be held liable if it goes missing.
Please note, orders are not dispatched on Saturday, Sunday or bank holidays and if you select delivery to the Highlands it may take longer than specified and the above delivery rates may vary. Read our full discreet delivery details here.
Unfortunately, we are unable to deliver to addresses outside of the UK at this time.
If you haven’t received your order within the expected time period please contact us by email: firstname.lastname@example.org or telephone: 01709 835147 ext 210.
If you need to return something to us then please follow our quick and simple guidelines below. We have a different returns policy for in-store purchases to online purchases, so please refer to the correct one.
This does not affect your statutory rights.
We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *Exclusions apply, please see full details on our returns page.
The items must be in their original unopened packaging with any seals and shrink-wrap intact and labels and tags still attached.
We are unable to exchange items that are not damaged, defective or incorrect after 30 days.
*Sex dolls and male masturbators over £150 are not included in the 30-day free returns policy. The purchaser is fully responsible for the return of any sex dolls or masturbators to our warehouse and this includes all postage costs.
Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact email@example.com if you need assistance.
Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.
If you receive your order and the contents have been damaged in transit, or it includes an incorrect item, please contact us as soon as you find out. We will request that you return the items to us within 30 days of receipt and where necessary, we will send you a replacement as soon as possible.
You have the right to return a faulty product for replacement or refund within a reasonable period of time. In the unlikely event that you have a faulty product, wrap the product securely in its original packaging (if possible) and return to us, along with details of the fault, including your original delivery slip, including your name, address and contact number. Please ensure you have followed the operational instructions correctly before returning.
A 30% restocking fee will apply to any sex doll or male masturbator product (costing over £150) that is returned. The doll or masturbator must not have been used and it must still be in its original package with no damage. In order to be valid for a refund, the doll must be returned in a resalable condition with all of the accessories, security ties and tags attached. Customers are fully liable and responsible for returning the doll or masturbator to Pulse and Cocktails this includes shipping and shipping cost.
If the sex doll or masturbator has a fault then Pulse and Cocktails will look into the matter and review the evidence given. We reserve the right to offer a replacement. No refund will be given. If we are out of stock of the model, a new doll or masturbator will be ordered and we will notify you when it will arrive. Please be aware this can take several weeks to arrive.
We will NOT replace any sex doll or male masturbator for tears or cosmetic damage that may have been from use. In the event of a cancellation or return, the costs from postage may be claimed back from any money paid by the customer.
We aim to issue an exchange or full refund (excluding the delivery charge) as quickly as possible, please allow up to 7 days from receipt of the return to our Head Office.
Email: firstname.lastname@example.org Tel: 01709 835147 ext 210
Please note, online purchases cannot be returned to a Pulse & Cocktails retail store.
Click & Collect orders are classed as an online order and the same returns policy applies. However, we may be able to deal with your return via the store if an exchange or replacement is required. Please contact us in advance using the contact details above.
Reserve & Collect orders are classed as in-store purchases, please refer to our in-store returns policy here.
If you purchased your item in-store, please read our in-store returns policy here.
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Head Office Tel: 01709 835147
Cocktails House, Canklow Meadows Industrial Estate, Rotherham, South Yorkshire, S60 2XL