Penis Pump with Portable Masturbator

Penis Pump with Portable Masturbator

£34.95

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All orders are sent in plain packaging, your bank statement will read 'P & C Trading'

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Free standard UK delivery (on orders over £30)

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Standard issue penis pump with a clear cylinder that allows you to watch your penis grow … and grow. The base of the cylinder is fitted with an o-ring that is designed to be air-tight thus enabling the vacuum pressure necessary for the pump to work (not air tight = no pressure = no growth).

At the other end of the cylinder – after the connective tubing – is a manual pump with a quick-release button to instantly kill the pressure when your session ends (or you’ve been too eager and done one pump too many!).

In addition to a spare o-ring, this penis pump also comes with a mini-portable masturbator turning this ‘sex-ercise’ device into a bonafide sex toy. Just remove the o-ring, secure the vaginal sleeve onto the cylinder (might need a dash of lubricant to ease it on) and then … well, just do what comes natural.

We at Pulse & Cocktails always advise using lubrication with every toy but we STRONGLY ADVISE using lubrication when using a penis pump – not only to stop your experience being a painful one but also to prevent the o-ring from perishing before natural wear and tear. Don’t forget to clean up afterwards with Pulse & Cocktails’ specially formulated toy cleaner.

Insertable length: 18cm approx. Diameter (of cylinder only): 5.5cm approx.

- Product code: 33405

Discreet Delivery

What will my package look like?

Orders are mailed in plain envelopes, packets or brown boxes, depending on the size and nature of your order. There is no reference to Pulse & Cocktails on the parcel so no one will know you’re ordering from us or what is inside the package. 

On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.

Delivery Information

Standard Delivery
3-5 Working Days
£3.50 (free on orders over £30)

Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£4.50 (£1.99 on orders over £30)

Saturday Delivery
1 Working Day
£9.99 – Orders must be placed before 3pm on Friday for guaranteed Saturday delivery. Orders placed after 3pm on Friday will be delivered on the following Saturday.

Click & Collect at a Pulse & Cocktails store
2-3 Working Days
Free on all orders. Order must be over £15 to qualify for this service.

Click & Collect at a local Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£3.50 or free on all orders over £30

 

Please see our delivery policy for full details.

 

If you need to return something to us then please follow our quick and simple guidelines below. We have a different returns policy for in-store purchases to online purchases, so please refer to the correct one.

This does not affect your statutory rights.

How do I return a product I purchased from Pulse & Cocktails website?

We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *exclusions apply. Please see our returns policy for full details.

How to return an unwanted product

Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact orders@pulseandcocktails.co.uk if you need assistance.

Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.

Returns of damaged, defective or incorrect product

If you receive your order and the contents have been damaged in transit, or it includes an incorrect item, please contact us as soon as you find out. We will request that you return the items to us within 30 days of receipt and where necessary, we will send you a replacement as soon as possible.

Please see our returns policy for full details.

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