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For the hard-core anal-fetishists and medical/surgical-play die-hard’s, this Metal Proctoscope is a longtime essential piece of kit.
Metal Proctoscope Key Features
Suitable for highly responsible beginners, intermediate and advanced anal-fetishists and medical enthusiasts.
Made from body-safe metal, this Proctoscope comes in two bits; a) the Proctoscope Sheath, and b) the removable Obturator (the long plunger-looking thing).
To ensure safe-insertion, after lubing-up both anus and instrument, carefully insert the proctoscope making sure the obturator is fully inside the sheath (the obturator’s head should be just about poking through the sheath). Do not insert the proctoscope without the obturator poking out the other end, the latter’s smooth round tip is what prevents injury upon insertion.
Safely inserted the fun can begin.
Some use proctoscopes as an alternative to butt plugs and generic anal probes as proctoscopes provide a deeper penetration than the average plug. But this will only satisfy the anal-fetishist for so long, many can’t wait to remove the obturator so they can peer down the sheath and admire the view; staring deep into the rectum.
With their partner/patient’s arsehole wide open, many will use the proctoscope sheath like a funnel to pour liquid into the receivers backside. Some will use tap-temperature water (please see below for safety instructions), many will be more perverted than that.
You’re all grown ups so we won’t wrap this sentence up with kid gloves, many anal fetishists can’t resist the chance to take a p!ss in their partner’s gaping back-passage. If a woman’s bossing proceedings and is a squirter, hey, when in Rome.
Important: please play responsibly, never ever pour anything hot (or even fairly hot) down the receiver’s anal passage. They risk incurring a very serious bodily injury. Luke warm or neutral temperature liquids only.
Lastly, we know metal toys cost a bit more than most standard toys but after the initial outlay they can save you money in the medium/long-term. As long as you clean them after every use * and store them responsibly, metal toys should outlive your other toys. As the saying goes, “look after you toys and they will look after you”.
(* Toys made from metal and glass are the easiest to clean and, on average, hygienically superior than toys made from other materials, providing you clean and store them correctly.)
For maximum pleasure always use with lubricant and don’t forget to clean up afterwards with Pulse & Cocktails’ specially formulated toy cleaner.
This toy is compatible with both water and silicone based lubricant.
Insertable length: 14cm approx.
Total length: 15.3cm approx.
Diameter (of insertable end): 2cm approx.
Insertable length: 16.5cm approx.
Total length: 25cm approx.
Diameter of end-head: 1.9cm approx.
Material: both parts are made from body-safe metal.
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On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.
3-5 Working Days
£3.50 or free on all orders over £30
Express Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£4.50 or free on all orders over £40
1 Working Day
£9.95 – Orders must be placed by 3m on Friday for delivery the next day.
Click and Collect at a Pulse and Cocktails Store
2-3 Working Days
Free on all orders. Order must be over £15 to qualify for this service.
Click and Collect at a Local Royal Mail Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£3.50 or free on all orders over £30.
At Pulse & Cocktails, we respect your shopping privacy and understand that whilst you may love our products, it is not always convenient to call into one of our stores. Therefore, we are delighted to offer our customers a new convenient and discreet Local Collect via Royal Mail where you can collect at over 10,000 Post Offices or 1,200 Royal Mail Customer Service Points in the UK.
The Royal Mail local collect service is available on all orders and above and is free of charge on any order £30 and above. For orders under £29.99 standard delivery charges apply.
Read more on Local Collect Via Royal Mail here.
Collect your order from your local Pulse & Cocktails store. This service is available on orders £15 and over and is free of charge. Orders placed before 4 pm Monday to Friday will be delivered and ready to collect within two working days.
On the collection of your order, you will be required to show a copy of your ‘order ready for collection’ email and the card used for the purchase or photo ID and your order will be handed to you in its discreet packaging.
Read more about our Click and Collect service here.
Same Day Despatch
For orders placed on Monday to Friday before 3 pm, we aim to despatch on the same day. If your order is placed after 3 pm on any working day it will be despatched the next working day.
Most orders (with the exception of small items) are sent using a Guaranteed Next Day Delivery Service (providing you have qualified for or upgraded to Express Delivery). This requires the recipient to sign for the package and ensures that it is delivered safely and securely. If you request your parcel to be left in a safe place without a signature, we cannot be held liable if it goes missing.
Please note, orders are not dispatched on Saturday, Sunday or bank holidays and if you select delivery to the Highlands it may take longer than specified and the above delivery rates may vary. Read our full discreet delivery details here.
Unfortunately, we are unable to deliver to addresses outside of the UK at this time.
If you haven’t received your order within the expected time period please contact us by email: firstname.lastname@example.org or telephone: 01709 835147 ext 210.
If you need to return something to us then please follow our quick and simple guidelines below. We have a different returns policy for in-store purchases to online purchases, so please refer to the correct one.
This does not affect your statutory rights.
We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *Exclusions apply, please see full details on our returns page.
The items must be in their original unopened packaging with any seals and shrink-wrap intact and labels and tags still attached.
We are unable to exchange items that are not damaged, defective or incorrect after 30 days.
*Sex dolls and male masturbators over £150 are not included in the 30-day free returns policy. The purchaser is fully responsible for the return of any sex dolls or masturbators to our warehouse and this includes all postage costs.
Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact email@example.com if you need assistance.
Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.
If you receive your order and the contents have been damaged in transit, or it includes an incorrect item, please contact us as soon as you find out. We will request that you return the items to us within 30 days of receipt and where necessary, we will send you a replacement as soon as possible.
You have the right to return a faulty product for replacement or refund within a reasonable period of time. In the unlikely event that you have a faulty product, wrap the product securely in its original packaging (if possible) and return to us, along with details of the fault, including your original delivery slip, including your name, address and contact number. Please ensure you have followed the operational instructions correctly before returning.
A 30% restocking fee will apply to any sex doll or male masturbator product (costing over £150) that is returned. The doll or masturbator must not have been used and it must still be in its original package with no damage. In order to be valid for a refund, the doll must be returned in a resalable condition with all of the accessories, security ties and tags attached. Customers are fully liable and responsible for returning the doll or masturbator to Pulse and Cocktails this includes shipping and shipping cost.
If the sex doll or masturbator has a fault then Pulse and Cocktails will look into the matter and review the evidence given. We reserve the right to offer a replacement. No refund will be given. If we are out of stock of the model, a new doll or masturbator will be ordered and we will notify you when it will arrive. Please be aware this can take several weeks to arrive.
We will NOT replace any sex doll or male masturbator for tears or cosmetic damage that may have been from use. In the event of a cancellation or return, the costs from postage may be claimed back from any money paid by the customer.
We aim to issue an exchange or full refund (excluding the delivery charge) as quickly as possible, please allow up to 7 days from receipt of the return to our Head Office.
Email: firstname.lastname@example.org Tel: 01709 835147 ext 210
Please note, online purchases cannot be returned to a Pulse & Cocktails retail store.
Click & Collect orders are classed as an online order and the same returns policy applies. However, we may be able to deal with your return via the store if an exchange or replacement is required. Please contact us in advance using the contact details above.
Reserve & Collect orders are classed as in-store purchases, please refer to our in-store returns policy here.
If you purchased your item in-store, please read our in-store returns policy here.
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