French Fanny Soap Funny Novelty Soap

French Fanny Soap Funny Novelty Soap

£3.95

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Discreet delivery & billing

All orders are sent in plain packaging, your bank statement will read 'P & C Trading'

Collect from your local Pulse & Cocktails store

Collect from your local Post Office

Free standard UK delivery (on orders over £40)

Make yourself, or someone special, laugh with our Fanny Soap next time they’re getting suds up in the bath or shower. Despite the name printed on the soap to make you giggle, this soap in fact has a gentle floral smell.

Rub the soap bar directly onto wet skin to create a lather, rub on hands, and body.

Avoid contact with the eyes, do not digest in any way, and stop use immediately if irritation occurs.

- Product code: PJZ001

Discreet Delivery

What will my package look like?

Orders are mailed in plain envelopes, packets or brown boxes, depending on the size and nature of your order. There is no reference to Pulse & Cocktails on the parcel so no one will know you’re ordering from us or what is inside the package. 

On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.

Delivery Information

Standard Delivery
2-3 Working Days
£4.50 (free on orders over £40)

Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£5.99 (£2.99 on orders over £40)

Saturday Delivery
1 Working Day
£9.99 – Orders must be placed before 3pm on Friday for guaranteed Saturday delivery. Orders placed after 3pm on Friday will be delivered on the following Saturday.

Click & Collect at a Pulse & Cocktails store
2 hours – Your item(s) are in stock in your chosen store and will be available for collection in 2 hours.
Free on all orders.

2-3 Working Days – Your item(s) are not currently in stock in your chosen store and will be sent from our warehouse.
Free on all orders.

Click & Collect at a local Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£4.50 (free on orders over £40)

 

Please see our delivery policy for full details.

 

If you need to return something to us then please follow our quick and simple guidelines below. We have a different returns policy for in-store purchases to online purchases, so please refer to the correct one.

This does not affect your statutory rights.

How do I return a product I purchased from Pulse & Cocktails website?

We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *exclusions apply. Please see our returns policy for full details.

How to return an unwanted product

Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact orders@pulseandcocktails.co.uk if you need assistance.

Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.

Returns of damaged, defective or incorrect product

If you receive your order and the contents have been damaged in transit, or it includes an incorrect item, please contact us as soon as you find out. We will request that you return the items to us within 30 days of receipt and where necessary, we will send you a replacement as soon as possible.

Please see our returns policy for full details.

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