Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches

Ejaculating Dildo 8 Inches

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If the feeling of someone cumming on or inside you gets your own creative juices flowing, then this 8″ Ejaculating Dildo has your name written all over it … figuratively speaking of course.

Ejaculating Dildo Key Features

  • 8″ realistic cock and balls dildo … that squirts!
  • Smooth ‘real-feel’ surface, smoother than standard jelly and rubber toys.
  • Super soft texture, even squeezing this meat is addictive.
  • Bendable, more so than most other dildos we stock.
  • Lovable fat juicy tip with an ample size shaft; complete with lifelike ‘slightly-raised’ veins and naturalistic skin-lines for added realism.
  • Easy-to-use squirting mechanism; bulb pump sucks up water (or other safe-to-use fluid) for it to be squirted out for an ejaculation-esque experience.
  • Suction cup at the dildo’s base enables hands-free fun.

Made from body-safe TPE rubber; the dong’s smooth surface, lifelike features (juicy tip, veins, skin-lines, etc) and flexibility all combine to make it a dildo you can have a great time with even if you don’t feel like using its ‘party piece’ ejaculating feature.

The ejaculating feature is easy to use; fill the bulb-pump up with water and at the desired moment squeeze the bulb to send the water shooting through the plastic tubing, squirting out the tip of the penis (a full set of instructions are provided on the side of the item’s packaging).

Can you only use water to replicate the semen? You can use another fluid if you prefer, however, be careful; use a fluid too thick and syrupy, it won’t travel through the tubing. Use a fluid that’s hot and you risk not only damaging the item beyond repair, you could injure yourself.

At the base is a suction cup that can be applied to most smooth flat surfaces, enabling you to indulge in some hands-free fun (hmm, what should you occupy them with?), just take care when you remove it from whatever surface you’ve stuck it to, don’t be too rough.

Top tip: even the most expensive real-feel toys that cost hundreds of pounds (some thousands) can become slightly sticky after a few uses, if you want the skin to retain its out-the-box freshness for a longer period of time then after you have cleaned your toy and it is completely dry, lightly apply some corn-starch (sometimes known as cornflour) over the entire toy, talcum powder is okay but corn-starch is better and safer.

For maximum pleasure always use with lubricant and don’t forget to clean up afterwards with Pulse & Cocktails’ specially formulated Love Toys spray cleaner.

We advise you to only use water based lubricant with this toy.

Ejaculating Dildo Specification

Insertable length: 18cm approx.

Total length (inc. suction cup): 23cm approx.

Diameter: 4.2cm approx.

Material: body-safe TPE rubber (thermoplastic elastomer).

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What will my package look like?

Orders are mailed in plain envelopes, packets or brown boxes, depending on the size and nature of your order. There is no reference to Pulse & Cocktails on the parcel so no one will know you’re ordering from us or what is inside the package. 

On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.

Delivery Information

Standard Delivery
2-3 Working Days
£4.50 (free on orders over £40)

Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£5.99 (£2.99 on orders over £40)

Saturday Delivery
1 Working Day
£9.99 Orders must be placed before 3pm on Friday for guaranteed Saturday delivery. Orders placed after 3pm on Friday will be delivered on the following Saturday.

Click & Collect at a Pulse & Cocktails store
2 hours Your item(s) are in stock in your chosen store and will be available for collection in 2 hours.
Free on all orders.

2-3 Working Days Your item(s) are not currently in stock in your chosen store and will be sent from our warehouse.
Free on all orders.

Click & Collect at a local Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£4.50 (free on orders over £40)

 

Please see our delivery policy for full details.

 

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This does not affect your statutory rights.

How do I return a product I purchased from Pulse & Cocktails website?

We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *exclusions apply. Please see our returns policy for full details.

How to return an unwanted product

Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact orders@pulseandcocktails.co.uk if you need assistance.

Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.

Returns of damaged, defective or incorrect product

If you receive your order and the contents have been damaged in transit, or it includes an incorrect item, please contact us as soon as you find out. We will request that you return the items to us within 30 days of receipt and where necessary, we will send you a replacement as soon as possible.

Please see our returns policy for full details.

RatingComment

Nearly as good as the real thing …

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 20/10/2021

My partner loves to watch me use this ejaculating toy when we are playing together. It turns him on. It feels great inside too

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 30/09/2021

got this gifted to me at my hen do as a joke but i actually love it

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 26/09/2021

At £40 it is what it is. Very soft, 8" and good thickness. Was a bit different, having to pump it. The suction cup on the base is a good idea.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 21/08/2021

Bought this for a Hen Party and the Bride absolutely loves it. This guy feels great to squeeze, and I love the super realistic elements. It looks and feels almost indistinguishable from the real thing, and when filled with the right substance it's very convincing.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 11/08/2021

I didnt have much fascination in this until now and i thought i would try it and wow it changes everything!

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 27/07/2021

Thought we'd try this as its something a bit different the dildo has a nice somewhat realistic feel to it, even more so when it "ejaculates". Good fun.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 02/07/2021

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