Compact Realistic Ass and Vagina Masturbator

Compact Realistic Ass and Vagina Masturbator

£84.95

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All orders are sent in plain packaging, your bank statement will read 'P & C Trading'

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Free standard UK delivery (on orders over £30)

If you don’t have the space to store our lifesize male toys, this scaled-down ass and vagina is a satisfying alternative.

Compact Realistic Ass and Vagina Masturbator Key Features

  • Compact vagina and ass masturbator (not lifesize).
  • Soft, squishy feel to the material.
  • Vagina and arse hole; two tight and enjoyable holes to enjoy.
  • The compact size makes cleaning and storage easier.
  • A lot lighter than our lifesize realistic male toys.
  • Has a flat base, allows it to be used on most flat surfaces.
  • Made from body-safe TPR rubber.

This compact-size masturbator features both a vagina and an anus for you to get down and dirty with.

Top tip: even the most expensive soft skin-feel toys that cost hundreds of pounds (some thousands) can become slightly sticky after a few uses, if you want the skin to retain its out-the-packet freshness for a longer period of time then after you have cleaned your toy and it is completely dry, lightly apply some corn-starch (sometimes known as cornflour) over the entire toy, talcum powder is okay but corn-starch is better and safer.

For maximum pleasure always use with lubricant and don’t forget to clean up afterwards with Pulse & Cocktails’ specially formulated toy cleaner.

We advise you to only use water based lubricant with this toy.

Compact Realistic Ass and Vagina Masturbator Specification

Length (arse cheek to waist): 13cm – 13.5cm approx.

Width (top of thigh to other top of thigh): 24.5cm – 25cm approx.

Weight: 2600g approx.

Material: body-safe TPR rubber.

- Product code: 37073

Discreet Delivery

What will my package look like?

Orders are mailed in plain envelopes, packets or brown boxes, depending on the size and nature of your order. There is no reference to Pulse & Cocktails on the parcel so no one will know you’re ordering from us or what is inside the package. 

On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.

Delivery Information

Standard Delivery
3-5 Working Days
£3.50 (free on orders over £30)

Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£4.50 (£1.99 on orders over £30)

Saturday Delivery
1 Working Day
£9.99 – Orders must be placed before 3pm on Friday for guaranteed Saturday delivery. Orders placed after 3pm on Friday will be delivered on the following Saturday.

Click & Collect at a Pulse & Cocktails store
2-3 Working Days
Free on all orders. Order must be over £15 to qualify for this service.

Click & Collect at a local Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£3.50 or free on all orders over £30

 

Please see our delivery policy for full details.

 

If you need to return something to us then please follow our quick and simple guidelines below. We have a different returns policy for in-store purchases to online purchases, so please refer to the correct one.

This does not affect your statutory rights.

How do I return a product I purchased from Pulse & Cocktails website?

We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *exclusions apply. Please see our returns policy for full details.

How to return an unwanted product

Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact orders@pulseandcocktails.co.uk if you need assistance.

Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.

Returns of damaged, defective or incorrect product

If you receive your order and the contents have been damaged in transit, or it includes an incorrect item, please contact us as soon as you find out. We will request that you return the items to us within 30 days of receipt and where necessary, we will send you a replacement as soon as possible.

Please see our returns policy for full details.

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