Big Size Perfect Arse Realistic Male Masturbator

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Big Size Perfect Arse Realistic Male Masturbator

£349

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All orders are sent in plain packaging, your bank statement will read 'P & C Trading'

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Free standard UK delivery (on orders over £40)

The Big Size Perfect Arse is quite simply the best life-like male sex toy we have to offer. If you’re one of the billions of guys who identify themselves as being “an arse man”, this is for you.

The Big Size Perfect Arse is as close to the real thing as cyber-skin technology gets (unless as previously mentioned you spend thousands) and is proudly one of the handful of toys our staff use to showcase how far this technology has come in recent times.

One of the standout features of the Perfect Arse is its size, packing plenty of firm-but-meaty rump for you to grab onto and quench that primal urge to smack it hard whilst you f–k it even harder.

All this talk of arse and you thought we forgot about the pussy, never!

Incredibly detailed, completely shaven, smooth, luscious, juicy, virgin-tight pussy and anus (well, you are her first). With a ridged texture lining her inner walls for added realism (both holes), the only dilemma you’ll face is which hole do you get stuck into first.

Lastly, the underside of this toy is entirely flat for ease-of-use; enabling you to use the Perfect Arse on any flat surface (table, kitchen-top, you get the idea).

This toy is made from skin-safe TPR rubber.

Tip: even the most expensive real-feel toys can become slightly sticky after a few uses, if you want the skin to retain its smoothness for a longer period of time then after you’ve washed your toy and it is completely dry, lightly apply some corn-starch (sometimes known as cornflour) over the entire toy, talcum powder is okay but corn-starch is better and safer.

For maximum pleasure always use with lubricant and don’t forget to clean up afterwards with Pulse & Cocktails’ specially formulated toy cleaner.

We advise you to only use water based lubricant with this toy.

Height: 21cm approx.

Width: 36cm approx.

Length: 34cm approx.

Insertable length: life-size.

Weight: 12kg approx.

- Product code: 33466

Discreet Delivery

What will my package look like?

Orders are mailed in plain envelopes, packets or brown boxes, depending on the size and nature of your order. There is no reference to Pulse & Cocktails on the parcel so no one will know you’re ordering from us or what is inside the package. 

On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.

Delivery Information

Standard Delivery
2-3 Working Days
£4.50 (free on orders over £40)

Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£5.99 (£2.99 on orders over £40)

Saturday Delivery
1 Working Day
£9.99 – Orders must be placed before 3pm on Friday for guaranteed Saturday delivery. Orders placed after 3pm on Friday will be delivered on the following Saturday.

Click & Collect at a Pulse & Cocktails store
2 hours – Your item(s) are in stock in your chosen store and will be available for collection in 2 hours.
Free on all orders.

2-3 Working Days – Your item(s) are not currently in stock in your chosen store and will be sent from our warehouse.
Free on all orders.

Click & Collect at a local Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£4.50 (free on orders over £40)

 

Please see our delivery policy for full details.

 

If you need to return something to us then please follow our quick and simple guidelines below. We have a different returns policy for in-store purchases to online purchases, so please refer to the correct one.

This does not affect your statutory rights.

How do I return a product I purchased from Pulse & Cocktails website?

We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *exclusions apply. Please see our returns policy for full details.

How to return an unwanted product

Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact orders@pulseandcocktails.co.uk if you need assistance.

Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.

Returns of damaged, defective or incorrect product

If you receive your order and the contents have been damaged in transit, or it includes an incorrect item, please contact us as soon as you find out. We will request that you return the items to us within 30 days of receipt and where necessary, we will send you a replacement as soon as possible.

Please see our returns policy for full details.

RatingComment

Quite heavy .Its like slapping a real ass…

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 10/10/2021

thought about buying one of these for ages. size is good, texture is amazing, the feel is lifelike, all be it a bit cold. perfect for a single man.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 09/10/2021

I always wondered how these are different to the hand held male masturbators and wow… this is so much better and easy to clean. Definitely best used with a smooth lubricant like the anal play.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 09/10/2021

Super realistic, really nice backside. Easy to keep clean, although it does take some effort to haul it out from under the bed when I want to use it (it's solid and pretty heavy!) I have no doubt of the quality of the material it's made from and it's really satisfying to use. Would recommend.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 07/10/2021

Feels very real a,d easy to move around and clean, I was recommended the warming lubricant and can say it definatly makes a difference

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 04/10/2021

Really good depth for penetration and choice of holes. Really good feel and good size to grab on to. Easy to clean

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 04/10/2021

I’ve had fleshlights before but this is my first body part. What a difference. It feels much more realistic like a real woman

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 02/10/2021

Amazing feel. I don't know what this material is but it's the nearest thing to real skin that I've ever felt

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 01/10/2021

Good size. Very realistic. much better then my usual fleshlights, its great having something to hold onto or give the odd slap to. Best investment i've made in a long time.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 30/09/2021

thought about buying one of these for ages. size is good, texture is amazing, the feel is lifelike, all be it a bit cold. perfect for a single man.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 30/09/2021

Looks just like kim kardashians arse and its perfect for lonely nights when the wifes working away

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 30/09/2021

Good size. Very realistic. much better then my usual fleshlights, its great having something to hold onto or give the odd slap to. Best investment i've made in a long time.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 15/09/2021

Looks just like kim kardashians arse and its perfect for lonely nights when the wifes working away

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 22/08/2021

Amazing feel. I don't know what this material is but it's the nearest thing to real skin that I've ever felt

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 15/07/2021

Super realistic, really nice backside. Easy to keep clean, although it does take some effort to haul it out from under the bed when I want to use it (it's solid and pretty heavy!) I have no doubt of the quality of the material it's made from and it's really satisfying to use. Would recommend.

Reviewed by: Verified Customer on 21/06/2021

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