Big Ass Bumper

Big Ass Bumper

£34.95

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The Big Ass Bumper is what it is; a well-endowed, meaty, squeezable anal dong that would present a challenge for even the most extreme anal-sex enthusiast.

Big Ass Bumper Key Features

  • Plus-size butt plug; well proportioned in every way.
  • Recommended for advanced anal-players only.
  • Get ready for some serious anal penetrative-stretching.
  • (No reason why it cannot function as a extra-thick vaginal dildo)
  • (Pick a hole: vagina or anus? Never use the same toy for both forms of stimulation on hygiene grounds)
  • Shaft’s mid-section is generously ribbed for even more pleasure.
  • Suction base for hands-free fun.

Not for beginners or intermediates, leave this one to the pro’s … for now.

Made from body-safe jelly-feel PVC; this phallic shaped dong features a big juicy head, go on give it a squeeze. Handle that with aplomb and you’re in for a treat, the upper-middle portion of the shaft is decorated with a generous size ribbed finish that will provide extra oh-I-say wherever you insert it.

This dong can either be used as the finale to a testing but deeply satisfying back-door workout, or be one of the warm-up acts for a more extreme larger-than-life toy.

This dong also works brilliantly as an extra girthy vaginal dildo that will not only test the user’s vaginal elasticity but will also provide a deep penetration, filling them whole.

This toy has a suction cup on the bottom for a hands-free experience (just take care when you remove it from whatever surface you’ve stuck it to, don’t be too rough).

Important: do not use this toy for both vaginal and anal stimulation. Once a toy has been used for anal-play it must not be used for any other type of sexual activity (yes, even if you think your douching skills can rival any porn-star’s). Never mix your anal and vaginal toys.

For maximum pleasure always use with lubricant and don’t forget to clean up afterwards with Pulse & Cocktails’ specially formulated toy cleaner.

This toy is compatible with both water and silicone based lubricant.

Specification

Insertable length: 19cm approx.

Total length: 20cm approx.

Diameter: 5cm approx (head, widest point), 4.6cm approx (main body of shaft).

Material: body-safe jelly-feel PVC.

Check out the rest of our Extreme Dildos collection

- Product code: 35822

Discreet Delivery

What will my package look like?

Orders are mailed in plain envelopes, packets or brown boxes, depending on the size and nature of your order. There is no reference to Pulse & Cocktails on the parcel so no one will know you’re ordering from us or what is inside the package. 

On your credit or debit card statement, your transaction will show as a payment to P & C Trading.

Delivery Information

Standard Delivery
3-5 Working Days
£3.50 (free on orders over £30)

Next Day Delivery
1 Working Day
£4.50 (£1.99 on orders over £30)

Saturday Delivery
1 Working Day
£9.99 – Orders must be placed before 3pm on Friday for guaranteed Saturday delivery. Orders placed after 3pm on Friday will be delivered on the following Saturday.

Click & Collect at a Pulse & Cocktails store
2-3 Working Days
Free on all orders. Order must be over £15 to qualify for this service.

Click & Collect at a local Post Office
2-3 Working Days
£3.50 or free on all orders over £30

 

Please see our delivery policy for full details.

 

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How do I return a product I purchased from Pulse & Cocktails website?

We offer a free 30 day online returns guarantee*, which means that if for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you can return it to us in its original condition within 30 days of receipt free of charge. *exclusions apply. Please see our returns policy for full details.

How to return an unwanted product

Fill out the returns form online here. Please contact orders@pulseandcocktails.co.uk if you need assistance.

Once you have completed the returns form online, we will send you a free postage label for you to attach to your return.

Returns of damaged, defective or incorrect product

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